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ChatGPT-Used Up All My TV Dinners
(Original Song Lyrics – Blues/Country Style)

(Verse 1)
Came home late, stomach growlin' loud,
Looked in the fridge—ain't nothin’ around.
No frozen lasagna, no mac and cheese,
Just an empty shelf starin’ back at me.

(Pre-Chorus)
I checked the freezer, I checked it twice,
But all I found was a bag of ice!

(Chorus)
Used up all my TV dinners,
Ain't got nothin' left to eat.
No more Salisbury steak or chicken fingers,
Now I’m stuck with cold canned beans!
Somebody save me, send me a plate,
Or I guess I'll starve at this rate!
Used up all my TV dinners,
Now I'm livin’ on hopes and dreams!

(Verse 2)
I remember the days of microwave bliss,
Pot pies and meatloaf—oh, how I miss!
But I put it off, never restocked,
Now I'm stuck with a stomach in shock.

(Pre-Chorus)
No mashed potatoes, no gravy delight,
Just me and regret on a hunger-filled night.

(Chorus – Big & Bold!)
Used up all my TV dinners,
Ain't got nothin' left to eat.v No more turkey with that mystery stuffing,
Now I’m scraping the pantry deep!
Somebody save me, send me a plate,
Or I guess I'll starve at this rate!
Used up all my TV dinners,
And now it’s just me and defeat.

(Bridge – Slow & Dramatic)
Thought about ramen, but the packet’s gone,
Checked the takeout menu, but my wallet’s withdrawn.
Maybe I’ll just drink another cold beer,
'Til the hunger fades and I disappear…

(Final Chorus – Full Power!)
Used up all my TV dinners,
Ain't got nothin' left to eat.
No more mystery meat or frozen pizza,
Now I’m scroungin’ through old receipts!
Somebody save me, send me a plate,
Or I guess I'll starve at this rate!
Used up all my TV dinners,
And now I’m reconsiderin' my fate.

(Outro – Spoken, With a Chuckle)
Guess it's time… to learn how to cook.
…Nah.